January 2012
I look like a rockabilly prom queen.
I'm probably the only person who has a 35 minute...
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Very Photo-y Recap of 2011 (aka "The Year That...
the shenanigan brigade (january). Jenna (february). dinner with Jenna (february). melissa turns 30 (march). playing with butterflies (april). easter sunday (april). waiting for the end of the world with Merryn (may). with Tim Minchin (june). pride (june). sex shop adventures (july). beach bums (july). dying Ben’s hair (august). waiting outside the met (august). waiting inside the met...
December 2011
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Very Wordy Recap of 2011 (aka, "The Year That...
I’ve loved almost every single little bitty bit of this year. Here are a lot of words about it.
A few things you will never forget about 2011:
Watching my baby brother graduate from high school. Meeting Tim Minchin, one of my favorite people in the whole world. Spending the summer with my amazing group of boys. Loophole-ing my way back into college after getting in a fight with a dean. My...
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I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman)
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Russell Brand Files for Divorce from Katy Perry →
woooooo!
[I mean, obviously, it’s sad that their marriage is splitting up & like, sad emotions blah blah. But like, MAYBE NOW HE’LL BE FUNNY & EXCITING AGAIN]
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Here’s hoping I still fit into my New Year’s Eve dress after nine straight days of eating & boozing & sleeping followed by boozing & eating & sleeping.
Which is why I’m eating rice & veggies for lunch, instead of pasta.
California, you beautiful bitch.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been drunk for like, half of my trip, but I will definitely be seeing you sooner rather than later.
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Sorry I've been crying & listening to the Smiths...
I’m driving myself crazy too, if that helps any.
I simultaneously want to run the hell away from California & stay here forever.
This is why I want to cry.
David Mitchell & Eddie Izzard
DREAM THREESOME.
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So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...
– Sylvia Plath (via ceedling)
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That awesome moment when someone likes one of your...
Always classy.
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Just stole my mom's kitchen scissors to cut my...
Desperate times, man. Bitches got dates & shit.
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Things that taste delicious:
Feet.
I know, because I have both of mine in my mouth pretty much all the time.
(21 year old wine is a very close second)
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Can't decide between watching french films from...
I think Doctor Who is winning.
Can I just say, this is the WEIRDEST fucking trip...
WHAT GOES ON WHEN I’M NOT HERE? SERIOUSLY.
2011: the year that just wouldn't quit
SHEESH
As far as I’m concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk.
– Jack Kerouac (via fuckyeahbeatgeneration)
Fuck. When did my hometown get cool?
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I want to meet John Barrowman
because I am 100.01% sure he would probably kiss me. & I think I would like to be kissed by John Barrowman
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